Even pretty girls will pick their noses in a traffic jam.
Why does late 20th century orchestral music always seem to be missing a melody?
Sandwiches & omelets always taste better when someone makes them for you.
You gotta be Spock-smart to play that 3-D chess like on Star Trek.
Diddy is ultra-cool, but I want no part of his grooming regimen.
I haven't seen the movie "Spinal Tap" and I'm pretty sure that's a crime.
I worry too much, and I'm worried about what that will do to my health.
Does anyone else's pee sometimes smell like sugary breakfast cereal?
2 comments:
Dude...are you sure there's such a thing as "late 20th century orchestral music"? Is that a veiled reference to Diddy?
Oh the number of comments I could make. But I will leave it to these two: Diddy is in no way shape or form cool. And yes not seeing Spinal Tap is actually a crime.
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