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As so often happens, Diddy speaks for many of us.* Couldn't have said it better myself. (Well, maybe I did, but he says it much cooler.)

"Attention John McCain. Attention John McCain.

My name is Diddy, OK?

...I had to check in with you to tell you that you are buggin' out. I don't even understand what planet you're on right now. This is the job to be the leader of the free world, OK?

No disrespect. I love you. I want you to live to be 110, but things happen. Like what if, God forbid, you got a running mate, you become President... Alaska? ALASKA. ALASKA? Ala... Come on, man. I don't even know if there's any black people in Alaska.

John, like, come on, this is... Sarah Pa...? Yo, if you really think that we're gonna let you win this election with these, these like, crazy decisions that you're makin', you're buggin', OK?

I'm calling all youth, all colors, all youth voters, November 4th: We have to protect our future... John McCain is buggin' out, OK?

...I mean, what in the hell? Alaska? You shoulda got Michelle Obama to be your running mate, now that woulda been something strategic and phlat.

This one right here is not respectful to our lives, diverse lives, anybody...

You're my man. God bless you. You're a great war hero, but you are buggin' out. Sarah Palin, that is completely irresponsible... Yo, Sarah, you ain't ready to be no vice president, man.

...You are buggin' out, John McCain.

...I'm gonna bring millions out to the polls November 4th to make sure that... Alaska? What is the reality in Alaska? Like what is... There's not even no crackheads in Alaska. There's not even no black people. There's not even no, like, crime.

Foreign policies, y'all may be versed on foreign policies. Y'all need to get versed on black policies, and youth policies. We the future. John, you're buggin' out, man."

* Text is edited to make it PG.