A few things I wish for:
> Americans' inevitable epiphany that government is inherently flawed would come sooner rather than later
> When I tell Sara Sue that it's time for her bath, she wouldn't reflexively say, "OK hang on, be there in a minute"
> Red meat wasn't bad for my cholesterol
> Elisa would always have cookie dough in the freezer
> Regularly shined shoes
> A freezer-on-bottom fridge
> There was an easy answer to "Why do bad things happen to good people?"
> Frappucinos weren't around 8,300 calories
> Louisiana sees nothing but rainbows for the rest of its existence
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Good stuff. Of course, all Americans realize government is flawed. But so are individuals and corporations. Together the three can build a great society.
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