Marvin's legacy

My late grandfather, Marvin, was known for his quick wit, and his descendents take pride in trying to emulate it. During a recent visit to see my parents (translation: Elisa & I were chaperones taking Sara Sue to see her grandparents), we were sitting down to eat when the question was posed as to the selection of salad dressings available. Mother opened the cupboard door and listed the bottles available: “We have Ranch… Catalina… Catalina… Ranch… and I think that’s it.” At that point I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to sarcastically ask, “So, what kind of salad dressings do you guys like?” And without missing a beat, Dad said, “Apparently not those.” The Crowe humor lives on.